Yes, the whole turkey, stuffing, and cranberry sauce thing is appealing as well, but when I walk into the store and see those beautiful, golden-brown sweet potatoes staring at me right in the face, I just wanna friggin' melt.
Isn't she lovely? Gosh darn it, she's ravishing.
Do you know how else she can be lovely? In a cake, of course.
You know what will make her taste disgustingly delicious? Salty caramel. Toasty mallows. Sauteed apples.
Maybe some Bourbon? Umm, yaaa...
If you don't think she's a beauty, you're more than likely a grinch. I know, wrong holiday, but still, you are.